I am Bat

Hello! I'm Bat, Travel Bat.

I love to travel. I love dark and grim places and I'd love to visit especially cave caches, night caches, castles and scary places all over the world. I'd like to make new friends and have fun!

Please post photographs of new places and new friends I met on my travels. 

Let's go Batty!

BAT JOKES

Q: What's a bats favorite desert?    A: I-Scream!

Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?   A: Every night he turns into a bat. 

Q: How do you write a book about Bats?  A: With a ghostwriter. 

Q: Did you hear about the two bats meeting? A: It was love at first bite!

Q: What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? A: blood-thirsty hacker baby

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A: Because he had bat breath.

Q: What did the pitcher tell the bat? A: Batter-up.

Q: Where do bats keep their money? A: The blood bank!

Q: How do bats tell their future? A: They read their horrorscope.

Q: What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Q: What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Q: What is the first thing that bats learn at school? A: The alphabat.

Q: When does a bat go "mooooo"? A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: Who were the original transformers? A: Vampire bats!

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Bat sitting next to him. "Are you a Bat?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The Bat replied, "Well, I liked the book." 

Knock Knock

Who's there!

Bat!

Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess! 

source: www.jokes4us.com