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Travel Bug Dog Tag Grandma

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Owner:
Team Screamapillar Send Message to Owner Message this owner
Released:
Sunday, October 5, 2003
Origin:
Massachusetts, United States
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"Hello! I'm Grandma! Damnit! And I'm not happy my family is sending me out in to the world! I wanna stay home! I wanna play Nintendo! My rotten daughter is mean to me! Bart! Baaaart! Make her stop!"

About This Item

Grandma Enjoys Bryce Canyon, Utah. 2001

Relax yourself, Grandma! (Visit Grandma's official Webpage at http://www.amusings.net/grandma/ for more details as to why she is screaming. A lot.)

We here at Team Screamapillar [chief among them your rotten daughter Christine] think you don't get out enough! We have taken you on some excellent adventures and vacations.You've been to Arizona, Utah, Key West, Niagara Falls, Canada and Sweden! You were even eaten by a puppy and then cloned by the geniuses at Clonaid! Add to that the fact that today is your 38th wedding anniversary with good ole Bart over there, we thought there would be no better way than to celebrate your marital bliss than to send you off as a Travel Bug. Yell 'goddammit Bart' and put that tag on! Hit the road!

We know she's sometimes kind of grumpy, so here are instructions for finders of Grandma to help ensure she has a fun time as a Travel Bug.

1. Please let her play your Nintendo. Grandma LOVES her some Nintendo!

2. Grandma smokes, so keep her away from cigarettes. She needs a more healthy lifestyle, don'tcha know.

3. Humor her. She's a cranky old bag, but she's got a heart of gold.

4. If you repeatedly press the top of Grandma's head, she'll kick her leg. When someone makes you mad, chase them with Grandma kicking and she can yell at them. It's lots of fun.

5. Please Take Pictures of Grandma! The fun of Grandma's Adventures webpage is that Grandma gets to go to some wacky places. Email presidentkang2004@gmail.com with your Grandma pictures You can post them here on the Travel Bug watch site too.

6. update 1/2004: Team Wutzebear made a quilt for Grandma. If you retrieve her, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE QUILT! I'd like to make sure they stay together. You can give Grandma gifts -- just make sure she's in a bag, with her gifts, as you pass her along! Feel free to secure the gifts to her if you feel it necessary.

7. update 9/2005: Grandma recently suffered a second chewing by a dog. Back in the day, Jack Puppy ATE grandma and left her horribly malformed but thanks to the efforts of Clonaid she was rebuilt (see her webpage for details at http://www.amusings.net/grandma/obituary.htm). Being eaten TWICE by dogs has really made Grandma dog-phobic. Please keep her away from chewy canines. Thank you.

Grandma would like to make it cross country and back. Can you help her? I bet you can. Please don't lose her, she's near and dear to Team Screamapillar.

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Tracking History (10568.6mi) View Map

Retrieve It from a Cache 5/18/2004 tobsas retrieved it from Die kleine Salzkopf-Runde Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany   Visit Log

Grandma erholt sich langsam von ihrem letzten Cache-Aufenthalt. Ein erster Schritt war, dass wir sie zum Essen ausgeführt haben in ein kleines Lokal, wo sie ein typisch deutsches Schnitzel mit Pommes gegessen hat.
Außerdem entwickelt sie sich langsam zur Einrichtungsexpertin. Nachdem sie schon mit Alice bei IKEA war, hat sie auch mit uns "die Möglichkeiten entdeckt" und uns erfolgreich beraten. Und sie liebt Kötbullar. :-)
Tja, nachdem alles so gut lief, haben wir dann einen kleinen Faux-pas begangen: Wir haben sie mit in die Mensa genommen. Vielleicht hätte die Salat-Theke es gerettet, aber Schnitzel mit Nudeln? Oh je... Danach haben wir ihr im Botanischen Garten die Wetterstation des Institutes für Physik der Atmosphäre gezeigt, um gut Wetter zu machen. ;-)
Ja, und dann hat tobsas sie heute mit auf die "Kleine Salzkopf-Rund genommen". War sie anfangs noch begeistert von dem Spaziergang, so wurde später die Angst vor der dunklen Box immer größer. Daher habe ich sie wieder mit nach Hause genommen. Am Wochenende würde sie gerne mit uns Boot fahren, mal schaun ob das klappt...


Grandma is getting back into good mood after our rescue from the cache "Grenzerfahrung" was one day late. "... so stupid not to find me and forcing me to stay another night in the dark. Hell, they wont bring me back into a box that soon? But they won't find the next one quickly if they didn't learn anything from this desaster..."
To calm her down we took her the first night at our home out for dinner to a small restaurant, so she could enjoy a typical German Schnitzel with french fries. "Not too bad, but they have to do something else for me to compensate for the stress!"

Beside that, she seems to become an expert for furniture: After her visit to IKEA with Alice, she guided us through the whole store and told us what to buy for our apartment. And she loves Kötbullar! :-)

Well, after all went so good ("anything outside of those boxes is a good thing!!!"), we made a mistake... "Damnit, they tried to poison me! First night we had a wonderful Schnitzel and this time ... Damnit! They forced me into the cafeteria of their university to take a Schnitzel with an Italian name which means that there are no french fries but pasta and tomato sauce with it. 'What the heck...' I thought and told the lady at the counter right away to skip the tomato sauce, so at least that was ... well, eatable. But I learned that most cafeterias are infamous in Germany. After that so-called lunch they showed me the botanical garden and the meteorological weather station in there - first I thought those two fools wanted to place me inside of this white house, but that is full with technical equipment, so they failed! :)" (Actually, we didn't even try to as it's no geocache, Grandma...)

"Today, tobsas took me on a tour called 'Die kleine Salzkopf-Runde'. He promised to go for a nice 4km walk, but mentioned that a box is waiting in the end only after more than 2km and more than 115 steps up and down a tower! Damnit! I HATE BOXES! He even couldn't tell me if and when somebody will come to pick me up. I resisted to stay in the box - they are invited to join some other geocachers for a trip with a boat on the weekend if the weather permits. So I want to stay with tobsas! Maybe the Team Wutzebear who supplied me with the quilt I'm so proud of is coming along too - I want to go there! They didn't put me in the first geocache they found ..."

Ok, Grandma, I'll take you back home with me and we'll see if we can go for the boat trip on the weekend...

[This entry was edited by tobsas on Sunday, June 24, 2007 at 12:48:46 PM.]

  • Grandma likes Köttbullar Grandma at the IKEA-cafeteria
  • Grandma at Mensa Grandma at the cafeteria of the university of Mainz
  • Grandma at the weather hut Grandma in front of the weather hut in the botanical garden - she tought that we want to leave her there but as the next picture prooves...
  • Grandma at the weather hut 2 ... there is no room inside left. (And it's not a geocache.)
  • Grandma on her quilt It was warm and sunny, so Grandma took out her quilt and watched from there Tobias' efforts to locate the cache.
  • Grandma found the cache
  • Grandma at the river Rhine We stopped on the way back at a sightseeing place to watch the river Rhine...
  • Grandma at the river rhine 2 ...and the famous castles at the Rhine.
Dropped Off 5/18/2004 tobsas placed it in Die kleine Salzkopf-Runde Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany - 57.21 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 5/9/2004 tobsas retrieved it from Grenzerfahrung Hessen, Germany   Visit Log

Nachdem Grandma gestern offenbar viel Spaß daran hatte, uns beim Herumirren rund um ihren Cache zuzuschauen, hat sie heute dann doch Lust gehabt, ihr aktuelles Zuhause "Grenzerfahrung" zu verlassen und sich uns anzuschließen. Bisher ist sie guter Laune - wir haben ihr noch nicht verraten, dass es hier weder Nintendo noch Zigaretten gibt... Mal schauen was passiert, wenn sie es merkt - wir werden es euch wissen lassen!

Viele Grüße von tobsas

We opened the box. "Who's this? Ah, the two young fools who run forever around the cache but couldn't find it. But why did you go away when I yelled for you to give you the position to rescue me? You know what it means to be placed inside for three days? Damnit! And you're so stupid that I had to stay a day longer here... Now it doesn't matter, I'll come with you, it can't be more boring than inside a box..." After Grandma obviously enjoyed watching us yesterday when we were looking for her and the cache without success, she decided today to leave her recent home "Grenzerfahrung" and join us. Up to the moment she is in a good mood - we haven't told her yet that there are neither Nintendo nor cigarettes... Let's see what happens when she realizes it - we will let you know!

Greetings from tobsas

Dropped Off 5/5/2004 alice placed it in Grenzerfahrung Hessen, Germany - 387.91 miles  Visit Log
Write note 4/9/2004 alice posted a note for it   Visit Log

Grandma was happy when we took her to the Graz outlet of Europe's most famous furniture shop, IKEA. Everything a lot cheaper than at home!

Next day she assisted in the liberation of "der MatheMagier" from a hideout called "Ali's Wonderland: Austria". This little guy bewitched her to such an extent that she insisted on going to the Graz technical University in order to study mathematics. But she was not admitted there, as she did not have her high school diploma with her. What a deception.

Grandma then travelled back to Germany with me. None of the caches on the way attracted her. We are getting along fine, Grandma has become friends with the neighbours here in Marburg (and I think, they give her cigarettes, but I prefer not to know).
Yesterday I told her about visiting a cache of mine which is called "Grenzerfahrung". This made her curious. Maybe we shall give it a try and let Grandma experience her limits ....

[This entry was edited by alice on Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 2:34:02 PM.]

  • everything cheap
  • Grandma and "Der Mathe Magier"
  • give seniors a chance in the university!
Retrieve It from a Cache 4/8/2004 alice retrieved it from Vergessener Weg Steiermark, Austria   Visit Log

Took Grandma back home. She promised to help preparing pizza tonight.

  • We never imagined Grandma .... ... would prepare such a delicious pizza!
We will not let her go so soon.
  • Grandma digging .... ... for the cache "vergessener Weg", using TB "What am I" http://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?id=60667
Dropped Off 4/8/2004 alice placed it in Vergessener Weg Steiermark, Austria - 406.76 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 3/27/2004 alice retrieved it from Dicke Boam Hessen, Germany   Visit Log

This was not a suitable place for poor Grandma.
So, we continued our trip together.
The next place we showed to Grandma was "Burg Merostein", but there we encountered a monster in a box ;-( Grandma was so shocked that she lost consciousness.
So, what to do with an old, nervous person? Take her to some healthy source. The water of "Sauerborn" made her regain forces.

[This entry was edited by alice on Wednesday, April 28, 2004 at 1:48:39 PM.]

  • Baaart! HELP me!
  • This water is really healthy. But it tastes awful!
Dropped Off 3/27/2004 alice placed it in Dicke Boam Hessen, Germany - 99.3 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 3/25/2004 alice retrieved it from TRAVEL BUG HEADQUARTER Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany   Visit Log

We've got her :-))
Alpha & Alice

  • Near the Headquarter Grandma together with Poyd Flepper and Early Homide
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