Travel Bug Dog Tag Grandma

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Owner:
Team Screamapillar Send Message to Owner Message this owner
Released:
Sunday, October 5, 2003
Origin:
Massachusetts, United States
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Current Goal

"Hello! I'm Grandma! Damnit! And I'm not happy my family is sending me out in to the world! I wanna stay home! I wanna play Nintendo! My rotten daughter is mean to me! Bart! Baaaart! Make her stop!"

About This Item

Grandma Enjoys Bryce Canyon, Utah. 2001

Relax yourself, Grandma! (Visit Grandma's official Webpage at http://www.amusings.net/grandma/ for more details as to why she is screaming. A lot.)

We here at Team Screamapillar [chief among them your rotten daughter Christine] think you don't get out enough! We have taken you on some excellent adventures and vacations.You've been to Arizona, Utah, Key West, Niagara Falls, Canada and Sweden! You were even eaten by a puppy and then cloned by the geniuses at Clonaid! Add to that the fact that today is your 38th wedding anniversary with good ole Bart over there, we thought there would be no better way than to celebrate your marital bliss than to send you off as a Travel Bug. Yell 'goddammit Bart' and put that tag on! Hit the road!

We know she's sometimes kind of grumpy, so here are instructions for finders of Grandma to help ensure she has a fun time as a Travel Bug.

1. Please let her play your Nintendo. Grandma LOVES her some Nintendo!

2. Grandma smokes, so keep her away from cigarettes. She needs a more healthy lifestyle, don'tcha know.

3. Humor her. She's a cranky old bag, but she's got a heart of gold.

4. If you repeatedly press the top of Grandma's head, she'll kick her leg. When someone makes you mad, chase them with Grandma kicking and she can yell at them. It's lots of fun.

5. Please Take Pictures of Grandma! The fun of Grandma's Adventures webpage is that Grandma gets to go to some wacky places. Email presidentkang2004@gmail.com with your Grandma pictures You can post them here on the Travel Bug watch site too.

6. update 1/2004: Team Wutzebear made a quilt for Grandma. If you retrieve her, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE QUILT! I'd like to make sure they stay together. You can give Grandma gifts -- just make sure she's in a bag, with her gifts, as you pass her along! Feel free to secure the gifts to her if you feel it necessary.

7. update 9/2005: Grandma recently suffered a second chewing by a dog. Back in the day, Jack Puppy ATE grandma and left her horribly malformed but thanks to the efforts of Clonaid she was rebuilt (see her webpage for details at http://www.amusings.net/grandma/obituary.htm). Being eaten TWICE by dogs has really made Grandma dog-phobic. Please keep her away from chewy canines. Thank you.

Grandma would like to make it cross country and back. Can you help her? I bet you can. Please don't lose her, she's near and dear to Team Screamapillar.

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Discovered It 5/9/2023 xpuicx discovered it   Visit Log

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Merci pour le partage !
Discovered It 7/17/2017 ashberry discovered it   Visit Log

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Mark Missing 10/15/2010 CTReviewer marked it as missing   Visit Log

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Write note 12/3/2005 THE HONEY WOLVES posted a note for it   Visit Log

We regret to inform the owners and watchers of this TB that it had been in a cache that was muggled- perhaps somehow it may surface some where else some day.
Dropped Off 10/30/2005 Team Hekawi placed it in The Happy Cache Connecticut - 193.74 miles  Visit Log
Retrieve It from a Cache 10/22/2005 Team Hekawi retrieved it from Massabesic Experimental Forest Maine   Visit Log

Will find a nice place to drop off Grandma.
Dropped Off 10/22/2005 Team Screamapillar placed it in Massabesic Experimental Forest Maine - 51.32 miles  Visit Log
Write note 9/15/2005 wutzebear posted a note for it   Visit Log

Congratulations to your return to your family and your re-union with your quilt! Maybe we'll see you again sometime out in the field, Granny!
Retrieve It from a Cache 9/15/2005 Team Screamapillar retrieved it from TurtleLands Massachusetts   Visit Log

Logging Grandma out of the cache. She's got her wheelchair, her quilt, and her cigarettes... she's in rehab and doing great.

She'll be out in the world in no time!

  • Grandma at the Office Grandma is hanging out in Marblehead MA at my office, recouperating and resting, getting ready for some Fall Caching.
  • Grandma and her Quilt I'm not sure if the quilt will go with Grandma out into the field when we re-release her. It may stay home. But I wanted a nice picture of her with her Wutzebear Quilt.
Write note 9/8/2005 Team Screamapillar posted a note for it   Visit Log

I have chewed up Grandma in my possession. She is undergoing rehab... and as soon as her quilt arrives from Canada (thank you Gene!) she will be ready to go back on the road.

Stand by folks -- Adventures a plenty are a comin!
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