I’m always struggling to impress the Lackeys behind the reception desk here at Groundspeak with amazing and bizarre facts. It almost never works. They tend to trump me. But yesterday was suppose to be different. Unfortunately, what you’re about to read unfolded instead.
Another Lackey had just provided me with some series and unimaginable conversation ammunition.
I walked up inflated by this powerful factual nugget and stood before Sara (Gonzogrrl) and Nicole (Louie Bliss). We locked eyes. Then I just blurted it out. “Guess what? You can buy scented bowling balls! They have cherry, vanilla, even blueberry…” I exhaled. “Can you believe it?!?!?”
Then… nothing, not a word.
What followed was an eerie combination of blank stares, awkward blinking and a long unfilled void of silence. The sun rose. The sun set. Trees outside changed colors. The seasons marched on.
Then Sara finally spoke. “Oh yeah, look at this.”
She walked over to the treasure chest cache inside HQ. She reached into the cache and pulled out a knitted hat. But no, this was no normal mocha colored knitted hat. A full beard and mustache was also knitted onto the hat.
CaityPa knitted and placed, what will now be referred to as “The-Best-Lumberjack-Knitted-Cap-Swag-Ever,” in the cache just last week. It’s a powerful fashion statement, modeled at the top of this post by Lackey Mike (SanNiccolo14).
But it begs the question, what’s the best swag you’ve ever encountered? Any other knitted hat/bread combos out there?
It’ll be tough to dethrone The-Best-Lumberjack-Knitted-Cap-SWAG-Ever, but give it a go. Post the story of your best SWAG find ever in the comments section below.
P.S. – This is also a cautionary tale. We can learn something here. You never know where the conversation will take you, when you start by talking about blueberry-scented bowling balls. Beware.