Geocaching.com Caption Contest 23 – Win a Barely Coveted Prize

EDITOR’S NOTE: The voting was close between this caption and Spade76’s entry, “My mother in law wants to get into geocaching so I set this one up for her.” Many Facebook users who voted for Spade76’s caption also admitted they really do like their mother-in-law.
Exercise your caption writing wit and wisdom in the 23rd installment of our Geocaching.com Caption Contest. You could earn a barely coveted prize! What caption would you write? “Now I know why this is rated as a difficulty five.” You can do better!

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The winner receives a barely coveted prize from Groundspeak Headquarters. This contest the barely coveted prize a sheet of eight Geocaching.com stickers.
16 Lackeys voted to award the winner of the 22nd Geocaching.com Caption Contest a barely coveted prize. Click on the image at right to discover the winning caption from the previous Geocaching.com Caption Contest.
Explore all the past winners by checking out all the Geocaching.com Caption Contests.
“so I told them i’d found the cache, but I was lion” apple crumble88
I think I’ll wait for a muggle to go by before I grab the cache!
YOU distract the lion and I’ll go to get the cache! -kvannoy
Just pretend you’re tying your shoe–that muggle won’t even notice you…….GrateBear
“A great cache to introduce a muggle to geocaching – just ensure he runs slower than you.”
navyguider
hint: a kuma matata
Took Travel Bug, Left 2 pints of blood.
Anyone got a gazelle handy?~Texasflowergirl
“Nope….definitely not a P&G”
username: srya
Cache is Bone Shaped, Non Magnetic
Note: Do not wear zebra print
“no return”
Did it as a NC! “In the Jungle, the mighty jungle,…!” (Captain KeyTea)
“The lion sleeps tonight….OH WAIT! Sign the log and RUN!!”
Challenge caches have gotten WAY out of hand lately.
“I am the Guardian of the Cache! Hear me roar!”
xphoenixrose
TX Prowler – If it starts this way, do that thing where you pretend to tie your shoe.
Oh no! Another muggle!
Another accurate description, terrain 1, difficulty 1.
Hold my beer and watch this…. (Marg-Doug – San Antonio, Tx)
Eagles1181 – difficulty rating just jumped from 1 to 5+.
It’s hard work being king of the jungle and keep guard on the muggles
lion by the cache
Username FamilyLucasMullen
Should I quibble with him over “First to Find” status?
“Confound the 20 foot inaccuracy! I wish I read the big red hint BEFORE I hopped into the Lion’s mouth. >o<" -Swftkat
Always geocache with a friend, and remember rule number 1: you don’t have to be able to outrun a lion, you just need to be able to outrun your friend!
Part one of a Multi Cache: The lion. Find cashe and get clue to the witch and the wardrobe.
Cache hidden: 3/10/2003.
First to find: Still waiting.
geocachers last words…..Hey ya’ll…Watch ‘is!!!!
Okay honey you run that way distract the lion I’ll run up get the geocache and sign the log for us
TeamWithrow
DaTexanBoy — “Are you sure THIS is the ONLY cache for this Delorme page?”
Whew! If all the caches in the MGM series are like this, I’m just going home. (tmabrey)
“What started as a perfect hiding place ended with the invention of the first lion-based-GPS-device.”
“Now you have to ask yourself… what is that smiley worth.” – GodinDraak
TFTC lots of fun and exercise for this one…also surprisingly got FTF! Did some CITO and suggest others do the same, lots of fabric, trash and debris at ground zero.
It’s always a little creepy when the cache owner sits around watching people find their caches.
Leejas72
Who wants to go group caching????? Those that can run faster than me need not apply 😉
Muggles around so bring a friend slower than you are.
“Invitation to Dinner”
Plumb69
HINT: The cache is 15 paces South of the lion.
have no fear, it’s the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz…(teamrodepamo)
To my buddy in the gray blind with me,” On the count of 3, just a little to the left and then to the tree. We’ve got this one!”
“Make sure you put mine on there too!”
X-Tofu
HINT: The cache is 15 paces South of the lion.
Geocaching user name – Vodor and Scorsby
rcandmoonpie – nothing is lion between us and this cache! We never give up!
LOL…Rob lost the pen this weekend and we couldn’t log ANYTHING! going back tomorrow…
Let’s go geocaching anyone got some meat!
Wadda you mean “No”! You’re the one that’s sick of all of the LPC’s that we’ve found on this trip!
The king of the jungle could hardly suppress a smile, knowing that in a few short hours his ingenious plan of listing the cache location as a “night cache with benefits” would soon pay off. (knoopa)
Non Premium Member Only Cache –Sunnygrave
it’s a good thing i’m a cat burglar…(teamrodepamo)