Geocaching.com Caption Contest 26 – Win a Barely Coveted Prize

Winning Caption: She's only marrying him for the cache!!! – TNTcarroll

Share your genius for witty captions in the 26th installment of our Geocaching.com Caption Contest. You could earn a barely coveted prize. What caption would you write? “We’re saving thousands on our around-the-world honeymoon this way!” You can craft a better caption.

Barely Coveted Prize

Submit your caption by clicking on “Comments” below. Please include your geocaching username in all entries. Then, explore the captions other geocachers have posted.

Click on the image to see the winner of the 25th Geocaching.com Caption Contest

You can even influence the voting process. “Like” the caption that you think should win.  If you think your caption should win, convince your fellow geocachers, your friends and family to “like” your caption. Lackeys vote from the top finalists to decide the winner of the contest.

The winner receives a barely coveted prize from Groundspeak Headquarters. This contest the barely coveted prize is six Cache In Trash Out caption stickers.

26 Lackeys voted to award the winner of the 25th Geocaching.com Caption Contest a barely coveted prize. Click on the image at right to discover the winning caption from the 24th Geocaching.com Caption Contest.

Explore all the past winning captions by checking out all the Geocaching.com Caption Contests.


  1. ‘Don’t worry Dear! the bug-spray is in my garter!  says wife to Husband.. 

  2. Wife: I liked our last stop…
    Husband: Just wait til you see where we’re off to next. You’ll LOVE it! It certainly can’t be worse than the first one we went to…

  3. Honey Will you please ask this next Geocacher for Directions so we don’t end up in a Bison tube!!

  4. May you be touched by HIS noodley appendage!

    The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in
    secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream
    when this letter was published in May 2005.

    With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of
    the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its
    opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our
    God has larger balls than theirs.

    Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire,
    illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a
    pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public
    schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally
    legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor
    or satire is purely coincidental.


    Pastafarianism is a real religion.

    Most of us do not believe a religion – Christianity, Islam,
    Pastafarianiasm – requires literal belief in order to provide spiritual
    enlightenment. That is, we can be part of a community without becoming
    indoctrinated. There are many levels of belief.

    By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti
    Monster is the rejection of dogma. That is, there are no strict rules
    and regulations, there are no rote rituals and prayers and other
    nonsense. Every member has a say in what this church is and what it

    To outsiders it makes us hard to define, but here are some general things that can be said about our beliefs:

    We believe pirates, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers
    and it was due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of
    outcast criminals today
    We are fond of beer
    Every Friday is a Religious Holiday
    We do not take ourselves too seriously
    We embrace contradictions (though in that we are hardly unique)

    join FSM

    So you want to be a Pastafarian

    Great. Consider yourself a member.  You’ll notice there’s no hoops to jump through. You don’t need to pay anything. 


    How to help the church

    You can do that by spreading the word.  Tell people about
    Pastafarianism.  Point out that we’re the world’s most peaceful
    mainstream religion, having started no wars in our God’s name.  As far
    as I know there are no deaths attributed to our religion.


    Can I be a member if I don’t literally Believe in the FSM?

    Yes you can.  For the same reason that many in other religions don’t
    literally believe their scripture, you can be a Pastafarian without
    being a True Believer of our scripture.   In other words, do you know
    Christians who don’t take the Bible literally – but who consider
    themselves True Christians, nonetheless?  So do I.  In fact, True Belief
    is not often a requirement of religion.   Most religions are comprised
    of a group of people with similar – but not exact – world views. 
    Pastafarianism is no different in that regard.


    Whatever you decide, remember this

    FSM is a real, legitimate religion, as much as any other.  The fact
    that many see this is as a satirical religion doesn’t change the fact
    that by any standard one can come up with, our religion is as legitimate
    as any other.  And *that* is the point.

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