Geocaching Caption Contest 13 – Win a Barely Coveted Prize

Winning Caption: If you hold it to your ear you can hear all the screams from the frustrated FTFs.- Oakfire

Your vote helps decide who takes home the barely coveted prize.  Read the captions.  “Like” the one you think should win.  If you think your caption should win, tell (bribe) friends and strangers to vote for you.  Lackeys will then vote on the top captions to crown the winner of this Geocaching Caption Contest.

This is the thirteenth installment of our Geocaching Caption Contest.   The photo captures the joy (and more likely frustration) of finding a micro cache.  What caption would you write? “Does the snail get the FTF?.” You can do better than that.

The winner receives a barely coveted prize of a single Cache In Trash Out pin.

Barely coveted prize

Good luck!

Please include your geocaching username in all entries.

Click here to see winning caption from last contest

21 Lackeys voted to award the winner of the twelfth Geocaching Caption Contest a barely coveted prize.

Click on the picture to the right to see who won a barely coveted prize.

Explore the wit and wisdom of geocachers by checking out all the Geocaching Caption Contests.


  1. Now, did the log go in the nano and the nano in the shell, or did the log go in the shell and the shell in the nano, wait….


  2. Scientist have discovered that the elusive nano sheds it’s shell every year and goes in search of a larger one.

  3. “and in 30 seconds with just this shell, MacGyver will create the perfect nano log rolling tool”

  4. “Now declassified, GroundSpeak Scientists reveal the results from the official archive of some of their earliest research into Travelling Caches”

  5. It took me like a week to finally get the log out and no pen! Guess I’ll just have to slime my name this time.

  6. Day 1 Log Entry: Please recheck your coordinates, they seem to be off by 10 feet..
    Day 2 Log Entry: Please recheck your coordinates, they seem to be off by 30 feet..
    Day 3 Log Entry: Please recheck your coordinates, they seem to be off by 50 feet..
    Day 4……………………………………….

  7. Boat rental to “Snail Island” $50.00; Finding GZ with state of the art GPS? $500.00- Actually logging this #$%#$!! nano?-priceless

  8. “Site was covered with muggles on this awesomely sunny day! Can’t blame’em! Had to leave and come back with my metal detector as cover. Thankfully this nano had just enough metal for my detector to read it’s minimal presence and no one was the wiser. Signed log, found 2 gold rings, and a coin for the 1900’s. Wootwoot cashe4ever!”

  9. “Finally,” the snail thought, “I can finally go out and get a gps to locate my new shell. I hope it’s not a cache.” The snail is going to be upset. At least he gets a FTF for his troubles.

  10. Yup,Yup Faster than a speeding bullet,can do 0-6 feet in 5 days.When someone comes near I spin around like a top like a playful Puppy and happily slither over and show them where the cache is.Only had one problem so far and that was with Pierre the french chef who thought I looked delectable.

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